Love Is A Cardboard Box For Two

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

It was not your ship but mine.

And it was your OTP on the line.

The writers fucked it up this time

Didnt they my dear

Didnt they my-

I HATE ACADEMIC WRITING ABOUT ARTSY SUBJECTS

WE JUST GOT UP AND DID A THING

THAT’S IT 

WHY DOES THAT NEED AN EXPLANATION

My written work needs to be in on Monday but the bullshitty parts of this term have just dragged on so long that my attention span is about the length of an eyelash (does that even work? I don’t know any more)

It’s like when you mention walkies to a dog and then it won’t sit the fuck down until you actually go for walkies, my brain has taken the fact that I’ve done my practical assessments and gone JOB DONE YEAH LET’S GO TO THE PUB AND START MASS EFFECT 3

Consequently it won’t shut up and I thought I was bad for doodling in lessons before but now all I want to do is draw, so I’m sat looking at a blank word document for ages then all of a sudden I’m having coffee at Starbucks with Ezio Auditore and it’s way more interesting, so I think ah I’m just gonna sit here and doodle that and then I look across our table and there’s Old Snake and that woman out of Planet Terror with a gun for a leg

So my brain’s like wow you guys are more interesting than Vsevolod Meyerhold and Edward Gordon Craig I’m going to think about you instead, how are you feeling about the recent change in weather? - GOOD CHRIST this mocha is tasty - let’s continue to draw that

SUDDENLY I look at the clock and it was 4pm but now it’s 10pm and fuck my life I don’t know what I’m writing about anymore how am I supposed to concentrate when one of the most awesome people I’ve met in my life lives literally a minute away in the direction I am facing and I’ve rediscovered all the things that used to make me happy have started to make me happy again but I don’t have time to do them yet 

It’s just one small task in the grand scheme of things, to churn out enough bullshit to hand in, and the sooner I do it the sooner I am free to sit in the coffee shop discussing yes, my university’s logo is supposed to be Minerva, no I’m unaware of any Lincolnshire based Assassin Brotherhoods — and no, Snake, “Shagohod” isn’t technically allowed in Scrabble put the tiles back
Or you know, stop drawing and go to a real coffee shop, hot damn have you tasted those coconut things that Costa are doing?

I’ve never been so uninterested in so much writing so it’s reeeeeeeeeallly difficult to concentrate on one thought for long enoGODDAMN I WANT TO GO TO THE PUB AND DRINK COCKTAILS

IF YOU HAVE WORK TO DO THIS MONTH COME ON WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER 
THEN COCKTAILS OKAY

askthescarfedsilhouette:

Ping ping ping, ping. Ping ping ping ping. (Do not worry, my friend. Not much longer now~)

welp i’ve found myself perving on otacon. that’s a thing now. it wasn’t before and i know why and it keeps happening and i’m a dork

who let me out of the house why am i allowed to have a life outside the internet also should I get pizza in 40 minutes with dominos’s midweek rescue service?

i am in need of rescue