Omanyte Pokemon

ladythorlock:

ladypigeon:

heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN’T KNOW, YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT THIS IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE POSTS ON THIS BLOODY WEBSITE

ladythorlock found it and since then every green bird = an avocado

Don’t forget giggling like mad every time that avocado is eaten!
Also, walking past a pet shop the other day ‘can we go get an avocado’

AND THEN I DREAMT ABOUT THE SHOP WITH ROW UPON ROW OF FEATHERED AVOCADOS

cookiepianos:

gallifreyangeeksquad:

savethewailes:

Classic Doctor bit gifs

From Doctor Kawaii

Show this to everyone who has never seen the program. They’ll be none the wiser… but they’ll be frightened and confused and that’s always a bonus.

Awww, these are so cute X3 And accurate, too :’D

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

IN CASE YOU GUYS DIDN’T KNOW, YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT THIS IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE POSTS ON THIS BLOODY WEBSITE

ladythorlock found it and since then every green bird = an avocado

soild-sanek:

zayniepaynie:

those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

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b1awhore:

same

b1awhore:

same

Can’t unsee: It’s taken me 5 years to notice that when I sign an official document my signature looks like I’ve enthusiastically scrawled “SLAG” on the dotted line

niczka:

thingswithantlers:

A peryton is a mythological creature with the body of a stag and the wings and hindquarters of a bird. It is said to cast the shadow of a man until it kills one during its lifetime, from then on it casts its true shadow. 

X X X X

my ride

new favourite thing

12085:

playing mgs4 with ren + my internship on a pediatric ward results in baby snakes ´-`

12085:

playing mgs4 with ren + my internship on a pediatric ward results in baby snakes ´-`

Me and ladythorlock came across some… interesting… URLs and once inspired decided to play Is this a tumblr? Here are our findings

NO:
phallicbanana
catsincupboards
fertilizemyeggs
toomuchdinosaursex
mydogishigh
notdisturbingenough
fuckingtennantshair
godiwantcrisps
lobsterromance
dicklobster
isthatthequeen
deanwinchesterimpalasex
deanwinchersterpiesex


YES:
animalbutts
spermatophore
stuffonmyass
myanusisonfire
dembunnies
trexsex
dinosaursandbananas
foodbaby
dickpie
fathorses
lobsterporn
piefuck
deanwinchesterlovespie
lonelypanda
lovelyhorse
lastunicorn
salamandersex
frogbutt
jensensanus
lobsterlove
hellapenis

metalqueersolid:

"big boss, we could spend the remainder of our funds on food, uniforms and weap—"
"no…no. i want to import sand that squeaks when you step on it and make poisonous hamsters."

pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

my mum just called a Wii remote a “hand machine”