So this happened on my dash

faiyathegiantfish:

silverfoxtrot:

otaku-lyfe:

faiyathegiantfish:

YUP.

otp

WHAT

tumblr you best not be lying

U CALLIN’ ME A LIAR???!

>:|

DAVID I DON’T LIKE UR SQUEEZE MOMMY SAYS U CAN’T SEE HER NO MORE
XOXO
=3=

So this happened on my dash

ematthew:


Pam: Are you sure it’s safe? Stuntman Mike: It’s better than safe. It’s death proof.

In Death Proof

ematthew:

Pam: Are you sure it’s safe?
Stuntman Mike: It’s better than safe. It’s death proof.

In Death Proof

ironhidelives:

madame-jazzious-prime:

quazza:

sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere! 





WTF????? I”M SO DISTURBED!!!!!!

WHAT
WHAT

ironhidelives:

madame-jazzious-prime:

quazza:

sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
 

WTF????? I”M SO DISTURBED!!!!!!

WHAT

WHAT

zellas:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

The guy in the hat looks like he is forever regretting the day he became Dipsy XD

WOW

I was in the garden yesterday, briefly, I’ve missed having a garden… Mum loves flowers and was showing me the many varied things she has new this year that are due to flower soon, and I was really happy that I hadn’t missed the white roses because they’re my favourite thing in the garden.

It occurred to me she has an awful lot of different white flowers dotted around this year…… welp, steering clear of MGS3 & 4 for a while if they all bloom at the same time or else there’s a slight chance I will go out there and cry off my face

Reblog if your idea of sleeping with someone is actually falling asleep with them beside you.

I am such a pillow-hugger ~ I simply do not know what to do with my arms when I sleep unless they are around someone or something :’)

i don’t… i don’t understand what’s happening on this kid’s show that i watch anymore

I don’t know why, but I feel I have to share

askevasboobs:

The best directions I’ve ever given in bed are as follows:

“Up! Up! Down! Down! Left! No, Right! No, wait, Left! Right! B-b-Aaaaaaahh~!”

ohmygodicannoteven

mikeheartu:


What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover

HAHAHAH! This is so amazing. I laughed a little too hard at this haha

and something mgs4 related to take the pain from the last one away
oh my god i want to work there

mikeheartu:

What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover

HAHAHAH! This is so amazing. I laughed a little too hard at this haha

and something mgs4 related to take the pain from the last one away

oh my god i want to work there