Omanyte Pokemon

I CAN’T WAIT FOR MGSV MULTIPLAYER

though it will just be me and james collecting as many goats as we can and then repeatedly stealing them off each other 

THE GREAT GOAT WAR OF ‘74

dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

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importantbirds:


GREAT PIDGE OF CHUBBNESS

GET SUCH PIDGE THE HIGH FIVE IMMEDIATE STAT POSTHAS

when I am ruler of the universe people must call me GREAT PIDGE OF CHUBBNESS and bring me toblerone and wine

importantbirds:

GREAT PIDGE OF CHUBBNESS

GET SUCH PIDGE THE HIGH FIVE IMMEDIATE STAT POSTHAS

when I am ruler of the universe people must call me GREAT PIDGE OF CHUBBNESS and bring me toblerone and wine

wordsofdiana:

justplainsomething:

uncannybrettwhite:

Maybe people wouldn’t be so annoyed with Milo Manara’s “Spider-Woman” #1 variant cover if every series got overtly sexy variant covers—not just the ones with female leads.

This is a world I want to live in.

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Yes, my reaction to this was basically “Hellooooooo Spider-man!” Mmmm.

steakplissken:

siddharthasmama:

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

whatisthat-velvet:

#rp #dontshoot

Okay, this is really important.

this is much needed right now in the midst of everything else we’ve been doing in solidarity for mike - let’s not forget how Black, disabled folks are also targets, especially those with autism, due to behaviors cops love to read as “aggressive”, on top of their racism.

My mom and I were shaken after Trayvon Martin’s murder because my brother is an (white) autistic young man with a smart mouth and a temper sometimes, tics sometimes, etc. Will he be seen as a troublemaker or non-compliant by an officer or “community watch” member because he’s not neurotypical? Because sometimes he has to move his body? Because he’s sarcastic? Because he gets frustrated when he has to repeat himself?
The cops in our old town suffocated a mentally retarded* intellectually disabled man to death in a theater because he wouldn’t leave after the credits. His aide had just stepped out to make a phone call. By the time she came back, he was dead. The cops had forced him onto his knees and then bent him over, which can cause suffocation. They haven’t been punished at all.
I can’t imagine how scared I’d be if we were PoC, or poor, or if my parents didn’t have degrees, or if my brother had a criminal record, however minor, etc. Cops are meant to protect everyone, not just everyone they like and identify with.
edit: someone kindly reminded me that “mentally retarded” is not the correct phrase anymore, so I’ve changed it to what currently is considered correct (according to wikipedia :P) I apologize for using the wrong term.
Unfortunately, the nature of the condition means that awful people will start taking whatever phrase is used and calling other people that as an insult, so this is a good reminder to stay current on your nomenclature.

steakplissken:

siddharthasmama:

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

whatisthat-velvet:

#rp #dontshoot

Okay, this is really important.

this is much needed right now in the midst of everything else we’ve been doing in solidarity for mike - let’s not forget how Black, disabled folks are also targets, especially those with autism, due to behaviors cops love to read as “aggressive”, on top of their racism.

My mom and I were shaken after Trayvon Martin’s murder because my brother is an (white) autistic young man with a smart mouth and a temper sometimes, tics sometimes, etc. Will he be seen as a troublemaker or non-compliant by an officer or “community watch” member because he’s not neurotypical? Because sometimes he has to move his body? Because he’s sarcastic? Because he gets frustrated when he has to repeat himself?

The cops in our old town suffocated a mentally retarded* intellectually disabled man to death in a theater because he wouldn’t leave after the credits. His aide had just stepped out to make a phone call. By the time she came back, he was dead. The cops had forced him onto his knees and then bent him over, which can cause suffocation. They haven’t been punished at all.

I can’t imagine how scared I’d be if we were PoC, or poor, or if my parents didn’t have degrees, or if my brother had a criminal record, however minor, etc. Cops are meant to protect everyone, not just everyone they like and identify with.

edit: someone kindly reminded me that “mentally retarded” is not the correct phrase anymore, so I’ve changed it to what currently is considered correct (according to wikipedia :P) I apologize for using the wrong term.

Unfortunately, the nature of the condition means that awful people will start taking whatever phrase is used and calling other people that as an insult, so this is a good reminder to stay current on your nomenclature.

steakplissken:

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

pro-not caring tip: wash cold, colors don’t run, gets everything just about as clean anyway, more efficient, etc.

oooooo imma do that

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

mawoftriskaidekathon:

hounority:

did I mention I’m lesbians with this daedra??
no???? well now you know

Everyone is lesbians with flame atronachs.

mawoftriskaidekathon:

hounority:

did I mention I’m lesbians with this daedra??

no???? well now you know

Everyone is lesbians with flame atronachs.

pizzaotter:


jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

magical-ginger:

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bunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunny

coelasquid:

Whenever people point to Mary Shelley and say “a woman invented sci-fi you know” I just think “well, I mean, technically a woman invented the whole concept of authoring books as far as we can tell but hey who’s keeping track”

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler