So this happened on my dash
YUP.
otp
WHAT
tumblr you best not be lying
U CALLIN’ ME A LIAR???!
>:|
DAVID I DON’T LIKE UR SQUEEZE MOMMY SAYS U CAN’T SEE HER NO MORE
XOXO
=3=

YUP.
otp
WHAT
tumblr you best not be lying
U CALLIN’ ME A LIAR???!
>:|
DAVID I DON’T LIKE UR SQUEEZE MOMMY SAYS U CAN’T SEE HER NO MORE
XOXO
=3=


Pam: Are you sure it’s safe?
Stuntman Mike: It’s better than safe. It’s death proof.In Death Proof

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
WTF????? I”M SO DISTURBED!!!!!!
WHAT
WHAT

The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
The guy in the hat looks like he is forever regretting the day he became Dipsy XD
WOW
I was in the garden yesterday, briefly, I’ve missed having a garden… Mum loves flowers and was showing me the many varied things she has new this year that are due to flower soon, and I was really happy that I hadn’t missed the white roses because they’re my favourite thing in the garden.
It occurred to me she has an awful lot of different white flowers dotted around this year…… welp, steering clear of MGS3 & 4 for a while if they all bloom at the same time or else there’s a slight chance I will go out there and cry off my face
I am such a pillow-hugger ~ I simply do not know what to do with my arms when I sleep unless they are around someone or something :’)
i don’t… i don’t understand what’s happening on this kid’s show that i watch anymore
The best directions I’ve ever given in bed are as follows:
“Up! Up! Down! Down! Left! No, Right! No, wait, Left! Right! B-b-Aaaaaaahh~!”
ohmygodicannoteven