paperseverywhere:

“Oh hey! It’s you! To be honest, I never, ever thought I’d see you again. You know, because, the probability of me landing near your location is, well, one in a million. But I’m glad! Little old me is glad that—and you look great, by the way, almost didn’t recognize you without the jumpsuit though. But I am happy, very happy that you’re here.” 
pfffzzzt click click [WARNING: core meltdown. 96% sustained damage. Shut down imminent.]
Oh. Oh no no nononononono. Don’t panic. I’m still okay, I’m still alright. Just a little glitch in the system, there’s nothing wrong with me. Okay fine, there’s something wrong—I admit that I look worse than when I first woke you up. But—[WARNING]—okay, okayokayokay. Remember that time when I almost killed you? Alright, not the best way to start I know but, argh, this didn’t sound that bad in my head. Stupid, stupid, moronic me. [WARNING] 
All I wanted to say was that I’m so sor-zzzzkrwkkpatireri [WARNING]
[WARNING]


Ah, so this is on my dash again ;_; Don’t give Valve any horrible ideas. If something dreadful happened to any of my little AI friends I wouldn’t get over it. Especially this little fella. I still really like this because it’s cute.

paperseverywhere:

“Oh hey! It’s you! To be honest, I never, ever thought I’d see you again. You know, because, the probability of me landing near your location is, well, one in a million. But I’m glad! Little old me is glad that—and you look great, by the way, almost didn’t recognize you without the jumpsuit though. But I am happy, very happy that you’re here.” 

pfffzzzt click click [WARNING: core meltdown. 96% sustained damage. Shut down imminent.]

Oh. Oh no no nononononono. Don’t panic. I’m still okay, I’m still alright. Just a little glitch in the system, there’s nothing wrong with me. Okay fine, there’s something wrong—I admit that I look worse than when I first woke you up. But—[WARNING]—okay, okayokayokay. Remember that time when I almost killed you? Alright, not the best way to start I know but, argh, this didn’t sound that bad in my head. Stupid, stupid, moronic me. [WARNING] 

All I wanted to say was that I’m so sor-zzzzkrwkkpatireri [WARNING]

[WARNING]


Ah, so this is on my dash again ;_; Don’t give Valve any horrible ideas. If something dreadful happened to any of my little AI friends I wouldn’t get over it. Especially this little fella. I still really like this because it’s cute.