Omanyte Pokemon
revolvermonkcelot:

zadoorknobs:

“Para-medic!! Where the hell did these flowers come from?!”

“AND HOW DO THEY TASTE”

revolvermonkcelot:

zadoorknobs:

“Para-medic!! Where the hell did these flowers come from?!”

“AND HOW DO THEY TASTE”

At last… I understand the meaning behind what you did.

At last… I understand the truth behind your courage.  

I’M GOING A BIT CRAZY BECAUSE THE ENDING I HAVE FOR MY NEXT STAND UP SET IS TOO LONG 
BUT I’VE GOT A MINUTE TO FILL AND IT’S ON THURSDAY

SO FOR SOME REASON THIS IS HOW I’VE USED MY TIME

slythgeek:

lovelettersfromasoul:

thetrevorphillipsenterprise:

Big Boss

Is there a word for when something appears on your dash so many times that you just KNOW everyone you’re following is following each other too? Tumblrcest?

It’s a small fandom.  :)  When some really sexy Metal Gear picture takes over my dash, I must reblog it for the good of all Metal Gear fandom.

I went to check my notes for my Post-War Theatre essay.
Instead, I found these two in there.
I don’t know what to say.

I went to check my notes for my Post-War Theatre essay.

Instead, I found these two in there.

I don’t know what to say.

*pets all the snake*

*pets all the snake*

mgshaiku:

I had to shoot you

You yelled at me for my tux

I thought you’d like it

I smiled and then I wanted to cry


[940]: I’m not about to serve this country to fuckin’ not have rum and cheezits for breakfast

This on the other hand…. is perfect

[940]: I’m not about to serve this country to fuckin’ not have rum and cheezits for breakfast

This on the other hand…. is perfect

artorias:

baby

no

baby

bossu baby

no ;_;

this punched me, i recovered, i looked at it again, and noticed snake’s bottom lip is tr-
snake’s-
snake’s lip
look at it close
i can’t

BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY