Omanyte Pokemon

I’M GOING A BIT CRAZY BECAUSE THE ENDING I HAVE FOR MY NEXT STAND UP SET IS TOO LONG 
BUT I’VE GOT A MINUTE TO FILL AND IT’S ON THURSDAY

SO FOR SOME REASON THIS IS HOW I’VE USED MY TIME

In my worst nightmares, Snake Plissken somehow grows old to become Stuntman Mike, and Jack Burton grows old to become the crazy truck driver from Duel.

imboredanddepressed:

Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof

I need to reblog this as well

imboredanddepressed:

Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof

I need to reblog this as well

askstuntmanmike:

sarum114:

Jungle Julia promotes Hot Wax 505 in Austin, TX.

Shame about that accident. Real shame.

:|

askstuntmanmike:

sarum114:

Jungle Julia promotes Hot Wax 505 in Austin, TX.

Shame about that accident. Real shame.

:|

No I didn’t, Google

Pam: So what’s your name, icy?
Stuntman Mike: Stockman Mike.
Pam: “Stockman Mike’s” your name?
Stuntman Mike: You can ask anybody.
Pam: Hey Warren, who is this guy?
Warren: Stockman Mike.
Pam: And who the hell is Stockman Mike?
Warren: He’s a stockman.

wanjavi:

Carteles minimalistas. Coches de película.

Obra de Kevin Henry.

ilofclassics:

http://tonightwemakesoap.tumblr.com

I’m just going to leave this here

Even though I spend 50% of this scene thinking of the song ‘move bitch get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way’

Which is a shame because I like her in the other scenes maybe I should be barking at the cameraman instead