Ok, I had a really weird dream the other night and it’s the kind of weirdness that I thought Tumblr would appreciate:
I seemed to be one of those leaders of an underground organisation or gang or something that also owns a nightclub - like Aria in Mass Effect - but I wasn’t doing violent gang douchebaggery, we were a bit renegade but mostly a force of good against the underground criminal rival douchebags. I went by the name Lady Pigeon.
On this particular night, I was sporting a new outfit and it was pretty hot (apparently *shrug*) plus I had a 3/4 leather jacket like Snake Plissken’s in Escape From LA - and as the top dog of this place, people knew who I was and were trying to talk to me or buy me drinks or whatever. It all kicked off when this one guy took a photo of me in my new dress, and then decided to forcibly pull my skirt and take really pervy shots of me 0_0
So, this is the part of the dream where I notice my personal body guards are Solid Snake and Big Boss….! I run up to my office on the top floor to get them, Big Boss goes to body slam and tackle this pervy moron and I grab his camera, going back to my office to take out the SD card or check it for anything else that made our group of miscreants look really really bad, or put us at a disadvantage against some other rival gang. But the pervy moron idiot guy must have had backup, because Solid Snake and I started to panic.
Snake whips out a Stinger missile launcher and takes out a huge chunk of brick wall. The assailants are thundering up the stairs. I’m stood in front of the gaping hole in the wall, and I’m not sure how but now I have great grey wings. I jump out of the building and fly off to somewhere to deal with this camera - which must have something pretty important on it - at a safe distance from the commotion that Solid Snake just launched himself into on my behalf.
I’m not too sure what happened after that because I woke up not long after. But it seems I was literally Lady Pigeon for a while there. It was badass. I hope I can dream about that weird universe again ^^’