I’M GOING A BIT CRAZY BECAUSE THE ENDING I HAVE FOR MY NEXT STAND UP SET IS TOO LONG
BUT I’VE GOT A MINUTE TO FILL AND IT’S ON THURSDAY
SO FOR SOME REASON THIS IS HOW I’VE USED MY TIME
I’M GOING A BIT CRAZY BECAUSE THE ENDING I HAVE FOR MY NEXT STAND UP SET IS TOO LONG
BUT I’VE GOT A MINUTE TO FILL AND IT’S ON THURSDAY
SO FOR SOME REASON THIS IS HOW I’VE USED MY TIME
Athlete: Snake Plissken
Disciplines: Basketball, hang gliding, surf, boxing, shooting, wrestling
Note: Snake is a great athlete but he lacks motivation. To encourage him, his coach implanted a bomb on him. He will explode if he doesn’t win at least two medals.
In my worst nightmares, Snake Plissken somehow grows old to become Stuntman Mike, and Jack Burton grows old to become the crazy truck driver from Duel.


And with this
I leave you to go to bed
…. When I say ‘and with this’, I mean, ‘and with this picture’, not ‘I leave you, to go to bed with this man’
….IHow unfortunate, right? I wish for sweet, ass-kicking dreams XD

Tom Whalen
I’m just going to leave this here
Even though I spend 50% of this scene thinking of the song ‘move bitch get out the way, get out the way bitch get out the way’
Which is a shame because I like her in the other scenes maybe I should be barking at the cameraman instead

You had me at “get the flamethrower”.