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MORE CHRISTMAS JINGLES TO GET EVERYONE IN THE SPIRIT

therealselfesteemteam:

DASHING THROUGH THE GRAD
MAJOR WE’RE ON OUR WAY
OVER THE SNOW WE GO
GOING TO JOIN THE FRAY
TELL US TO STAND BACK
EVEN THOUGH WE CAME TO AID
WHAT FUN IT IS TO STAND AND WATCH
WHILE AT SNAKE YOU MADE-


FINGER GUNS FINGER GUNS
OH WE WISH YOU WOULD
SAY TO US INSTEAD OF SNAKE
THAT WE ARE PRETTY GO-OD!
FINGER GUNS FIGURE GUNS
DON’T YOU THINK WE PASS?
THOUGH FROM BEHIND YOU NOW
WE CAN ENJOY YOUR ASS

pudding-:

…yes another stockings picture. This was drawn for the art competition at the anime soc’s minicon this weekend and uh… it won XD I also drew stockingcelot on the scribble scroll at fushicon (which is now in ladypigeon’s room I think). He’s becoming sort of a go-to for trolling people at conventions haha
Also please excuse the hideous colouring; all they had was a super cheap set of coloured pencils ;^;

WILL NEVER GET BORED OF STOCKINGS OCELOT <3
This is really really gorgeous <3
I’ve got the small scribble scroll with Bayonetta, BB & Tiger and Bunny & trolljima’s Gray Fox. Didn’t trolljima get the big one? xx

pudding-:

…yes another stockings picture. This was drawn for the art competition at the anime soc’s minicon this weekend and uh… it won XD I also drew stockingcelot on the scribble scroll at fushicon (which is now in ladypigeon’s room I think). He’s becoming sort of a go-to for trolling people at conventions haha

Also please excuse the hideous colouring; all they had was a super cheap set of coloured pencils ;^;

WILL NEVER GET BORED OF STOCKINGS OCELOT <3

This is really really gorgeous <3

I’ve got the small scribble scroll with Bayonetta, BB & Tiger and Bunny & trolljima’s Gray Fox. Didn’t trolljima get the big one? xx

faiyathegiantfish:

pudding-:

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you stockingcelot. Also to remind you that yes, this blog is occasionally nsfw.

that’s niceThat’s nice right thur.

always reblog stockings ocelot to vent feelings of confusion, lust, guilt, envy, and urge to say pretty tasty in my poor attempt at Snakevoice

faiyathegiantfish:

pudding-:

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you stockingcelot. Also to remind you that yes, this blog is occasionally nsfw.

that’s nice
That’s nice right thur.

always reblog stockings ocelot to vent feelings of confusion, lust, guilt, envy, and urge to say pretty tasty in my poor attempt at Snakevoice

raidenlaughsalonewithrevengeance:

gentlesupporter:

aww yeehhhh

omfg no no no 
i hope nobody does that thinking of me AAAAAAAAAAAA

raidenlaughsalonewithrevengeance:

gentlesupporter:

aww yeehhhh

omfg no no no 

i hope nobody does that thinking of me AAAAAAAAAAAA

notes-from-ocelot:

(Well, i’m already dead. From laughing. Mwa ha ha.)

notes-from-ocelot:

Eeeee XD A fan can dream :) and it really is a good movie. It’s my all-time favourite.
'Overgrown lightning bug' lmfao

H-has he just&#8230;?
Also, the awkward real life moment when your parents talk behind your back about a doctor&#8217;s appointment for you because you wet the bed - and then you swear and hold up your still-leaking, half-empty hot water bottle. Another mystery solved.

H-has he just…?

Also, the awkward real life moment when your parents talk behind your back about a doctor’s appointment for you because you wet the bed - and then you swear and hold up your still-leaking, half-empty hot water bottle. Another mystery solved.

raidenlaughsalonewithrevengeance:

bluexrose:

BAMF.

I never see Ocelot as cool

well I do sometimes but most of the time I go

“CUTIE BABY”

“BABY CUTIE HE’S A LITTLE BABY”

WUK AT THE WITTLE BABBY OCEWOT WIFF HIS WITTLE WATER PISTOLS

AWWWW HE FINKS HE’S A CAT AWWWW

'E WANTS TO BE JUST WIKE BIG BOSS WHEN HE IS ALL GROWED UP

AWWWWW BLESS

(I’ll stop this before The Patriots kidnap and torture me)

You just look all sorts of adorable!
LOOKING BADASS THERE~ MERRY CHRISTMAS :D

LOL heehee thank you guys!! Merry Christmas!!!

MEEEEOOOOWW—

(seriously what is he doing? I would hate to see him off his tits on tequila, he might actually start thinking he’s a cat)

Major (girly) Ocelot has got a glass revolver filled with tequila. ALL CHRISTMAS ARGUMENTS ARE HENCEFORTH INVALID. He/she also has a brand new pair of Big Boss style tiger stripe camo pants, which is worrying because you know what Ocelot is like. (And I would not want to be  Big Boss having to deal with the resulting drunk phonecalls from an  Ocelot tanked up on tequila.)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR FRIENDS, IRL ONES AND ONLINE ALIKE!!! :D

Major (girly) Ocelot has got a glass revolver filled with tequila. ALL CHRISTMAS ARGUMENTS ARE HENCEFORTH INVALID. He/she also has a brand new pair of Big Boss style tiger stripe camo pants, which is worrying because you know what Ocelot is like. (And I would not want to be Big Boss having to deal with the resulting drunk phonecalls from an Ocelot tanked up on tequila.)

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR FRIENDS, IRL ONES AND ONLINE ALIKE!!! :D

I know I get whingy when I get up after midday, but when I’m having a dream about doing 70mph handbrake turns with Major Ocelot it’s probably best to leave me alone.

Now I’ll never know why I was in that situation.

MGS3 Secret Agent Man. I’m just going to leave this here…
Also I sorta know the person that did it from cons… so if you like it leaving a thumbs up on youtube would be nice! :3

monkehsocks:

ladypigeon:

monkehsocks:

trolljima:

monkehsocks:

pudding-:

Ocelot in a sneaking suit. I combined bits from mgs2, peace walker and portable ops and changed the colour scheme - if it’s Ocelot it’s gotta have red :B

 THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST GLORIOUS THING EVER TO GRACE MY DASH and so much better than the derpy version I drew

ohmygod O///O
dem legs
dem thighs
DEM SPURS aljdhfalsjdhfalsjdhf

 I KNOW
THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS DRAWING IT I WAS LIKE mmmm, thiiiighs.

his legs 0_0 i can’t get over his boots
Big Boss, damn, y u no grab yourself some of that

 GODDAMIT KOJIMA, MGS5. MAKE BB/OCELOT CANON. AND NOT THE UNREQUITED STUFF WE CURRENTLY FANGIRL OVER. I’M TALKING MANSEX.

Is it really mean that I enjoy shipping them in Ocelot&#8217;s head alone&#8230;? I feel really mean.
But now I&#8217;m giggling and imagining an MGS5 where making BBxOcelot happen is all it sets out to accomplish. Oh my god, I can&#8217;t even describe&#8230; it&#8217;s like, part sneaking mission, part dating sim&#8230; oh god

monkehsocks:

ladypigeon:

monkehsocks:

trolljima:

monkehsocks:

pudding-:

Ocelot in a sneaking suit. I combined bits from mgs2, peace walker and portable ops and changed the colour scheme - if it’s Ocelot it’s gotta have red :B

 THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST GLORIOUS THING EVER TO GRACE MY DASH and so much better than the derpy version I drew

ohmygod O///O

dem legs

dem thighs

DEM SPURS aljdhfalsjdhfalsjdhf

 I KNOW

THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS DRAWING IT I WAS LIKE mmmm, thiiiighs.

his legs 0_0 i can’t get over his boots

Big Boss, damn, y u no grab yourself some of that

 GODDAMIT KOJIMA, MGS5. MAKE BB/OCELOT CANON. AND NOT THE UNREQUITED STUFF WE CURRENTLY FANGIRL OVER. I’M TALKING MANSEX.

Is it really mean that I enjoy shipping them in Ocelot’s head alone…? I feel really mean.

But now I’m giggling and imagining an MGS5 where making BBxOcelot happen is all it sets out to accomplish. Oh my god, I can’t even describe… it’s like, part sneaking mission, part dating sim… oh god