Omanyte Pokemon
£14 FOR HOTEL LUNCH, OR A SWIFT DEATH??
Snake makes a difficult decision

£14 FOR HOTEL LUNCH, OR A SWIFT DEATH??

Snake makes a difficult decision

IT ESCALATED
(sorry if picture quality is bad, gotta act fast or they start walking around)

IT ESCALATED

(sorry if picture quality is bad, gotta act fast or they start walking around)

I FOUND THE PICTURE :D …I forgot to mention when Grainger Games opened a few of us were on a cosplay picnic at the time. And I’m Otacon. Awkward. ^^’
Anyway here’s the Old Snake thingy that’s in my hometown. I must have looked like a bloody lunatic when I went to ask if this guy is owned or rented by the shop (Sadly it’s rented. No actually, good job it’s rented or else I’d be like I WILL PAY YOU IN MY OWN BLOOD IF YOU ENTRUST HIM TO ME. ….wow Otacon geez get a grip)
Also one time somebody had stuck a disgustingly sticky sweet wrapper to him so I had to nonchalantly remove it and leave and my non-gamer firend was like OMIGAWWWD I CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE

I FOUND THE PICTURE :D …I forgot to mention when Grainger Games opened a few of us were on a cosplay picnic at the time. And I’m Otacon. Awkward. ^^’

Anyway here’s the Old Snake thingy that’s in my hometown. I must have looked like a bloody lunatic when I went to ask if this guy is owned or rented by the shop (Sadly it’s rented. No actually, good job it’s rented or else I’d be like I WILL PAY YOU IN MY OWN BLOOD IF YOU ENTRUST HIM TO ME. ….wow Otacon geez get a grip)

Also one time somebody had stuck a disgustingly sticky sweet wrapper to him so I had to nonchalantly remove it and leave and my non-gamer firend was like OMIGAWWWD I CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE

AWWWWW FUCK THIS SHIT….. FATMAN, NOBODY INVITED YOU TO THIS PARTY

AWWWWW FUCK THIS SHIT….. FATMAN, NOBODY INVITED YOU TO THIS PARTY

Snake’s convo with otacon during Rex fight.

negative-rainbow:

Snake: “You intentionally designed it with a weak point?”

Otacon: “It’s not a weak point, I like to think of it as a character flaw. People just aren’t complete without some type of character flaw don’t you think?”

Snake: I guess so, I owe you one Otacon.

<3

I’m doing this to slightly annoy a person I don’t even know because I don’t like being told I can’t get excited about things. But at least now you all have a nice gif of Ocelot that you should have if you didn’t already.

OMG GUYS BIG BOSS LIKES OUR SHOES

OMG CRYING/SCREECHING/ASDSKLGHSD

CRYING

SCREECHING

ASDSKLGHSD

Oh, I’m being made to leave for now. G’night.

Have a butt:

dirtymetalgearconfessions:

“I adore Old Snake and aspire to have half the sheer strength and willpower he has. He shouldn’t have to be content with his Playboy magazines and sneaky glances at Naomi’s legs - I would jump at the chance to do things with him that would make even Volgin blush.”

&#8230;and now my followers know too much. Or do they?

dirtymetalgearconfessions:

“I adore Old Snake and aspire to have half the sheer strength and willpower he has. He shouldn’t have to be content with his Playboy magazines and sneaky glances at Naomi’s legs - I would jump at the chance to do things with him that would make even Volgin blush.”

…and now my followers know too much. Or do they?


escapefrommetalgear:

clean my house, Snake

Snake! ♥ I&#8217;ll clean yours if you clean mine!!! - OH GOD I MEAN MY HOUSE
WHAT HAVE I DONE
COME BACK

escapefrommetalgear:

clean my house, Snake

Snake! ♥ I’ll clean yours if you clean mine!!! - OH GOD I MEAN MY HOUSE

WHAT HAVE I DONE

COME BACK

uguubeans:

melonpeaches:

oh my god.

brb RETRIEVING COUGHED UP ORGANS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I think I&#8217;m actually going to cry from the sheer level of beauty there is in life

uguubeans:

melonpeaches:

oh my god.

brb RETRIEVING COUGHED UP ORGANS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I think I’m actually going to cry from the sheer level of beauty there is in life

Major (girly) Ocelot has got a glass revolver filled with tequila. ALL CHRISTMAS ARGUMENTS ARE HENCEFORTH INVALID. He/she also has a brand new pair of Big Boss style tiger stripe camo pants, which is worrying because you know what Ocelot is like. (And I would not want to be  Big Boss having to deal with the resulting drunk phonecalls from an  Ocelot tanked up on tequila.)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR FRIENDS, IRL ONES AND ONLINE ALIKE!!! :D

Major (girly) Ocelot has got a glass revolver filled with tequila. ALL CHRISTMAS ARGUMENTS ARE HENCEFORTH INVALID. He/she also has a brand new pair of Big Boss style tiger stripe camo pants, which is worrying because you know what Ocelot is like. (And I would not want to be Big Boss having to deal with the resulting drunk phonecalls from an Ocelot tanked up on tequila.)

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR FRIENDS, IRL ONES AND ONLINE ALIKE!!! :D

Snake, what do you mean there isn&#8217;t a present in here for me? That must mean&#8230; are you my Christmas present?!
So&#8230; what&#8217;s in the bag then? *looks* Ooh it&#8217;s Kaz Miller for Pud :D Of course. (Time paradoxically, he&#8217;s alive in there, it&#8217;s just Snake&#8217;s socially weird attempt at being festive. Let&#8217;s hope he got Miller&#8217;s consent to put him in the bag.)

Snake, what do you mean there isn’t a present in here for me? That must mean… are you my Christmas present?!

So… whats in the bag then? *looks* Ooh it’s Kaz Miller for Pud :D Of course. (Time paradoxically, he’s alive in there, it’s just Snake’s socially weird attempt at being festive. Let’s hope he got Miller’s consent to put him in the bag.)

So, someone posts on my facebook wall…. “I figure as a singer you would appreciate this xD”

Oh my god. Oh my god Bardsley I can’t even—