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I FOUND THE PICTURE :D …I forgot to mention when Grainger Games opened a few of us were on a cosplay picnic at the time. And I’m Otacon. Awkward. ^^’
Anyway here’s the Old Snake thingy that’s in my hometown. I must have looked like a bloody lunatic when I went to ask if this guy is owned or rented by the shop (Sadly it’s rented. No actually, good job it’s rented or else I’d be like I WILL PAY YOU IN MY OWN BLOOD IF YOU ENTRUST HIM TO ME. ….wow Otacon geez get a grip)
Also one time somebody had stuck a disgustingly sticky sweet wrapper to him so I had to nonchalantly remove it and leave and my non-gamer firend was like OMIGAWWWD I CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
AWWWWW FUCK THIS SHIT….. FATMAN, NOBODY INVITED YOU TO THIS PARTY
Snake’s convo with otacon during Rex fight.
Snake: “You intentionally designed it with a weak point?”
Otacon: “It’s not a weak point, I like to think of it as a character flaw. People just aren’t complete without some type of character flaw don’t you think?”
Snake: I guess so, I owe you one Otacon.
<3
I’m doing this to slightly annoy a person I don’t even know because I don’t like being told I can’t get excited about things. But at least now you all have a nice gif of Ocelot that you should have if you didn’t already.
OMG GUYS BIG BOSS LIKES OUR SHOES
OMG CRYING/SCREECHING/ASDSKLGHSD
CRYING
SCREECHING
ASDSKLGHSD
Oh, I’m being made to leave for now. G’night.
Have a butt:
“I adore Old Snake and aspire to have half the sheer strength and willpower he has. He shouldn’t have to be content with his Playboy magazines and sneaky glances at Naomi’s legs - I would jump at the chance to do things with him that would make even Volgin blush.”
…and now my followers know too much. Or do they?
clean my house, Snake
Snake! ♥ I’ll clean yours if you clean mine!!! - OH GOD I MEAN MY HOUSE
WHAT HAVE I DONE
COME BACK
oh my god.
brb RETRIEVING COUGHED UP ORGANS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH
I think I’m actually going to cry from the sheer level of beauty there is in life
Major (girly) Ocelot has got a glass revolver filled with tequila. ALL CHRISTMAS ARGUMENTS ARE HENCEFORTH INVALID. He/she also has a brand new pair of Big Boss style tiger stripe camo pants, which is worrying because you know what Ocelot is like. (And I would not want to be Big Boss having to deal with the resulting drunk phonecalls from an Ocelot tanked up on tequila.)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR FRIENDS, IRL ONES AND ONLINE ALIKE!!! :D
Snake, what do you mean there isn’t a present in here for me? That must mean… are you my Christmas present?!
So… what’s in the bag then? *looks* Ooh it’s Kaz Miller for Pud :D Of course. (Time paradoxically, he’s alive in there, it’s just Snake’s socially weird attempt at being festive. Let’s hope he got Miller’s consent to put him in the bag.)
MGS3 Secret Agent Man. I’m just going to leave this here…
Also I sorta know the person that did it from cons… so if you like it leaving a thumbs up on youtube would be nice! :3
