Omanyte Pokemon

steakplissken:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

"Otacon"
"T-tifa?! Why is your voice so deep?! Why are you talking to me?!"
"It’s me, Snake! I, uh…shit, am I in your anime fap pillow?"
"IT’S CALLED A DAKIMAKURA."
"…"
"….It’s good to hear your voice again, David."
"Hold on, I’m gonna try to find something you haven’t jizz-cried on."

thatfellowsthings:

one of my favourite parts of MGS4 is when Snake asks “where are you?” to Otacon as he stares at Mk. II

Like, he must know where Otacon actually is, so I like to believe for a split second he thought there was a miniature Otacon inside the tiny robot

RATED M FOR MMMMMMMMM 
LMAO YES

RATED M FOR MMMMMMMMM 

LMAO YES

Ensure that you play in a brightly lit room and sit as far away from the screen as possible.

f1ng3rs:

Inspired by soild-sanek's post

f1ng3rs:

Inspired by soild-sanek's post

FUCK AHAHAHAHA WAT IS THIS
It’s okay Snake many people have had a night like that

FUCK AHAHAHAHA WAT IS THIS

It’s okay Snake many people have had a night like that

I just found this again
Barman! Jagerbombs and Snakebite all round!

I just found this again

Barman! Jagerbombs and Snakebite all round!

metalgirlysolid:

When the boy you like is good at Hide and Seek.

When the boy you like is a little too good at Hide and Seek.

My favourite thing is the split second just after it falls off and Snake’s hand opens palm upward and you can see the genuine shock as he looks at it

shit what was
where’d the dick go

raidenbutt:

Tomorrow’s the day!
4.30
(Gif edit by CyborgRaptor)
(Original is here)

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IT’S NEARLY 1AM AND MY HOUSEMATE IS IN THE SHOWER NEXT DOOR AND I AM HOLDING MY BREATH SO I DON’T SCREEAM I XCAN’T STOP LAUGHINGooooh another reason I love this place

raidenbutt:

Tomorrow’s the day!

4.30

(Gif edit by CyborgRaptor)

(Original is here)

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IT’S NEARLY 1AM AND MY HOUSEMATE IS IN THE SHOWER NEXT DOOR AND I AM HOLDING MY BREATH SO I DON’T SCREEAM 

I XCAN’T STOP LAUGHING
ooooh another reason I love this place

I’M GOING A BIT CRAZY BECAUSE THE ENDING I HAVE FOR MY NEXT STAND UP SET IS TOO LONG 
BUT I’VE GOT A MINUTE TO FILL AND IT’S ON THURSDAY

SO FOR SOME REASON THIS IS HOW I’VE USED MY TIME