Omanyte Pokemon

steakplissken:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

"Otacon"
"T-tifa?! Why is your voice so deep?! Why are you talking to me?!"
"It’s me, Snake! I, uh…shit, am I in your anime fap pillow?"
"IT’S CALLED A DAKIMAKURA."
"…"
"….It’s good to hear your voice again, David."
"Hold on, I’m gonna try to find something you haven’t jizz-cried on."

A message from faerieswing


Snake or Otacon (or Snake and Otacon) blowing bubbles!

dragunovi-deactivated20140725:

This turned out gayer than expected

textsfrommsf:

(801): Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.

textsfrommsf:

(801): Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.

otaku-lyfe:


have a transcribed otacon, indigoogoo <3

dAEMI OMGV ITS BEAUTIFUL
hes gouing to use wax……….

HAMMERED SNAKE NO
PUT THE WAX DOWN

otaku-lyfe:

have a transcribed otacon, indigoogoo <3

dAEMI OMGV ITS BEAUTIFUL

hes gouing to use wax……….

HAMMERED SNAKE NO

PUT THE WAX DOWN

didyouknowgaming:

Metal Gear Solid.
Submitted by CRN7112.

and it DOES THINGS TO MY FEELINGS

didyouknowgaming:

Metal Gear Solid.

Submitted by CRN7112.

and it DOES THINGS TO MY FEELINGS

I’m-a-bit-busy-so-I’ll-just-post-quickly-and-stealthily-disappear-but:

WHY WOULD YOU BUY THIS?!

WHERE WOULD YOU POSSIBLY STICK IT?!

Except maybe to stop smoking yourself…

that-red-pyramid-thing:

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

Otacon falling in the Twin Snakes Otacon ending

ASDFGHJKLJHGFDFGHJKJHGFDsasdfghjkl;
ASDFGHJKLKJHYGTRYUJKMJNBNM,
JHGFRERTYUIOPLMNBVCXSDERTYUJKJNBVGHYJK
LKJHGFDSERTYUJIKL,MNBVCDFGHJKLOIUYGFVB
LKJHGFERTYUILMNBVCSERTYUIO

I love them so much
I’m all warm and fuzzy

And I can totally see myself falling down a hill and Steph just being like “what” so I’m laughing really hard

sharazhka:

Old snake and Otacon
For Ladypigeon
I can’t draw Otacon. But Snake is cute &lt;3

AAAAAAA OMG they are the most precious things aaaaaaa  &lt;3
Nooooo I love Otacon too he&#8217;s all  wehhhh do you have to smoke in front of me
Awww that was really nice of you, thank you so much! ♥

sharazhka:

Old snake and Otacon

For Ladypigeon

I can’t draw Otacon. But Snake is cute <3

AAAAAAA OMG they are the most precious things aaaaaaa  <3

Nooooo I love Otacon too he’s all  wehhhh do you have to smoke in front of me

Awww that was really nice of you, thank you so much! ♥