Omanyte Pokemon

"you know what’s good for colds? suppositories! here let me show you"
- Kaz Miller in Paz’s diary 6 tape

MILLER NO

AWWWW SOMEBODY MADE A TINY PEACE WALKER LOVE PACK - LOOK IT’S LIKE THE TITLE OF MY BLOG

LOVE IS A CARDBOARD BOX FOR TWO

CREEPAH LOVE IS DEEPAH LOVE

CREEPAH LOVE IS DEEPAH LOVE

faiyathegiantfish:

ladypigeon:

burningheat:

Miller and Snake start a male escort service.

AHAHAHAHA I actually LOL’d lmao!!!
Pud & Troll, I think you know who to call if you’ve got nothing to do on new year’s. Just gotta get Solid Snake on board with this too and I’m good to go
Why do I imagine Ocelot somehow managing to get himself banned from using this service…?

“Hello, Escorts without Borders. How may we help you?”“*heavy panting*”“Oooh, I am sorry Mr. Adamska, but we’re not allowed to take your calls. Not since you ordered a date with Mr. Kaz and then tried to kill him while screaming about how someone named John is yours. No….sorry.”“JOHN. I WANT…..I WANT JOHN.”“Hanging up now.”“JOOOOOOO-“

Escorts without Borders.
Escorts without Borders.

faiyathegiantfish:

ladypigeon:

burningheat:

Miller and Snake start a male escort service.

AHAHAHAHA I actually LOL’d lmao!!!

Pud & Troll, I think you know who to call if you’ve got nothing to do on new year’s. Just gotta get Solid Snake on board with this too and I’m good to go

Why do I imagine Ocelot somehow managing to get himself banned from using this service…?

“Hello, Escorts without Borders. How may we help you?”
“*heavy panting*”
“Oooh, I am sorry Mr. Adamska, but we’re not allowed to take your calls. Not since you ordered a date with Mr. Kaz and then tried to kill him while screaming about how someone named John is yours. No….sorry.”
“JOHN. I WANT…..I WANT JOHN.”
“Hanging up now.”
“JOOOOOOO-“

Escorts without Borders.

Escorts without Borders.


burningheat:

Miller and Snake start a male escort service.

AHAHAHAHA I actually LOL’d lmao!!!
Pud & Troll, I think you know who to call if you’ve got nothing to do on new year’s. Just gotta get Solid Snake on board with this too and I’m good to go
Why do I imagine Ocelot somehow managing to get himself banned from using this service…?

burningheat:

Miller and Snake start a male escort service.

AHAHAHAHA I actually LOL’d lmao!!!

Pud & Troll, I think you know who to call if you’ve got nothing to do on new year’s. Just gotta get Solid Snake on board with this too and I’m good to go

Why do I imagine Ocelot somehow managing to get himself banned from using this service…?

This is so cute I don’t even

This is so cute I don’t even

Road trip to Brid, & I already posted what I usually do on the beach, and I know Bridlington is no Costa Rica but I was dicking around & did this… much to the puzzlement of the friends I was there with. To the rest of you…
 If you don’t ship these two: It’s Kaz being a general show-off
If you do ship these two: Big Boss is annoyed with Kaz for proclaiming it to the winds. 
Ahh ambiguity <3
BB: Big Boss <3 EVAKM: Big Boss <3 EVA kazBB: STFU KazKM: LOL *sunglasses*

Road trip to Brid, & I already posted what I usually do on the beach, and I know Bridlington is no Costa Rica but I was dicking around & did this… much to the puzzlement of the friends I was there with. To the rest of you…

  • If you don’t ship these two: It’s Kaz being a general show-off
  • If you do ship these two: Big Boss is annoyed with Kaz for proclaiming it to the winds.

Ahh ambiguity <3

BB: Big Boss <3 EVA
KM: Big Boss <3 EVA kaz
BB: STFU Kaz
KM: LOL *sunglasses*

I guess I was thinking about pudding-'s awesome thing she drew at Kitacon (a huuuuge metre long picture of Big Boss in his Peace Walker swimwear) and her KazxBigBoss antics all day, and then I drew this with her in mind. BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PICS OF BIG BOSS ENJOYING HIMSELF. It's not great but I'm getting better.SORRY, but ya know, the sun comes out and the shirts come off, it&#8217;s a rule

I guess I was thinking about pudding-'s awesome thing she drew at Kitacon (a huuuuge metre long picture of Big Boss in his Peace Walker swimwear) and her KazxBigBoss antics all day, and then I drew this with her in mind. BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PICS OF BIG BOSS ENJOYING HIMSELF. It's not great but I'm getting better.

SORRY, but ya know, the sun comes out and the shirts come off, it’s a rule