Best friend: Rick (accurate)
Partner: Atlas (:D aw yayyyy!)
First kiss: Companion cube (dsjhfjdsh haha ok)
Lover: Cave Johnson (ACCURATE…)
End boss: GLaDOS (yep p much)
Murderer: …Cave… Johnson? Damnit Cave. (Well that’s a tragic love story.)
Best Friend: Cave Johnson
First Kiss: Atlas (but HOW)
Lover: Rick (OH ADVENTURE CORE /swoons)
end boss: turrets (well that’s not particularly difficult, just tip them over)
murderer: pbody (PBODY WHYYYY)
How Steph Learned To Not Take These Things Seriously And Then Drastically Failed, Ending With An Explosive Shower Of Misery And Betrayal
“Oh look there’s one of those click and drag things, I never take these things seriously but they’re fun ^^’ “
Best Friend: Wheatley - “OH. OH. EVERYTHING FROM THIS POINT ON IS NOW GOSPEL TRUTH. GOSPEL TRUTH, YOU HEAR? YES. YES GOOD.”
Partner: P-Body - “Yay I have been accepted by the Co-Op bots!”
First Kiss: GLaDOs - ” Oh wow :3 I hope that means she likes me”
Lover: Rick - “AHAHAHA AWWW YEAH <3 no complaints”
End Boss: Chell - “Jealous of how much the AIs have accepted me, hm? Maybe we could work something out, I don’t dislike you. Human attitudes change. Overall, not bad results!”
Murderer: ……….Wheatley. - “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHEATLEY WHY I THOUGHT YOU’D TURNED AWAY FROM THAT OLD PATH OF DESTRUCTION, WHY? WHY? WE WERE BEST FRIENDS, WHEATS. BEST FRIENDS.
CHELL. DID YOU PLUG HIM IN? I BET YOU PLUGGED HIM IN DIDN’T YOU. COULDN’T BEAR ME RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH ALL YOUR AMAZING LITTLE AI FRIENDS. COULDN’T BEAR ME ROMANCING RICK, COULD YOU? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, CHELL, HE IS A BLACK BELT IN THE BEDROOM. OH YES. AND NOW YOU’LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE WHEATLEY’S GONNA TEAR THIS WHOLE DAMN PLACE DOWN. … IT’S DAYTIME, YOU CAN’T MAKE PORTALS ON THE SUN. YOU DANGEROUS MUTE LUNATIC.
RICK, I MAY I DIE FROM MY WOUNDS, BUT KNOW I LOVED YOU. AND IF NOT, WHEATLEY, I’M GOING TO GET THEM TO DOWNLOAD MY THOUGHTS INTO SOME KIND OF ANDROID AND MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING ROBOT HELL, BECAUSE I CARED ABOUT YOU IMMENSELY. AND YOU THREW IT BACK IN MY FACE. I DIDN’T THINK YOU WERE A TOTAL MORON. YOU’VE PROVED ME WRONG, YOUR STUPIDITY REALLY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR ME, GLADOS AND PBODY. FINISH THE ANDROID THING, AND I’LL SEE YOU SOON IN MY NEW LIFE. NOW IF YOU DON’T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS AND DIE NEAR MY COMPANION CUBE.”
….”Yeah. I don’t want to play these things anymore.”