Omanyte Pokemon
major-ocelot:

The most important question of the last decade has finally been answered

major-ocelot:

The most important question of the last decade has finally been answered

JOHN. JOHN. JOHN? LOOK, JOHN! YOU’RE NOT A SNAKE, AND I’M NOT AN OCELOT. WE’RE MEN, WITH NAMES. ON COKE BOTTLES. SERIOUSLY, JOHN.
 JOHN? JOOOOHHHN?
I LOVE YOU

JOHN. JOHN. JOHN? LOOK, JOHN!
YOU’RE NOT A SNAKE, AND I’M NOT AN OCELOT.
WE’RE MEN, WITH NAMES. ON COKE BOTTLES.
SERIOUSLY, JOHN.

JOHN? JOOOOHHHN?

I LOVE YOU

I’d say you have no idea how happy this makes me BUT I’M SURE YOU DO

I went to check my notes for my Post-War Theatre essay.
Instead, I found these two in there.
I don’t know what to say.

I went to check my notes for my Post-War Theatre essay.

Instead, I found these two in there.

I don’t know what to say.

almightyramtha:

CAN’T UNSEE CAN’T UNSEE CAN’T UNSEE

MY FACE IS FREAKING OUT

almightyramtha:



CAN’T UNSEE CAN’T UNSEE CAN’T UNSEE

MY FACE IS FREAKING OUT

*howling*

*howling*

Someone must have done this already but it doesn’t stop me from wanting to do it all day:

Someone must have done this already but it doesn’t stop me from wanting to do it all day:

lornemilee:

WIP I suppose.
In my headcanon (pffft), these two aren’t quite so hostile with one another. Snarky assholes who often compete for the same job, yes, but not complete enemies.
TOGETHER THEY REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD
STALIN DAYS
FULL OF BEAR AND KALASHNIKOV.
Plus, I like to think that Mantis probably new about most of what was going on, if not every bit of it, but just… didn’t give a single shit. He also probably didn’t care too much for Liquid, considering 1) he didn’t give a single shit about the “revolution,” and 2) you can actually call “Miller” and he’s like “blah blah what a pathetic man,” sooo…
VODKA.
(oh my god could you imagine Mantis drunk he would blow everything to pieces
whoops sorry guys
had an interesting night
won’t happen again
until next weekend
just keep the clean up crews around alright
sorry again
about the
you know
entirety of wing c
and the people inside it
sorry
except you know i’m not but hah whatever bitches
#yolo)

lornemilee:

WIP I suppose.

In my headcanon (pffft), these two aren’t quite so hostile with one another. Snarky assholes who often compete for the same job, yes, but not complete enemies.

TOGETHER THEY REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD

STALIN DAYS

FULL OF BEAR AND KALASHNIKOV.

Plus, I like to think that Mantis probably new about most of what was going on, if not every bit of it, but just… didn’t give a single shit. He also probably didn’t care too much for Liquid, considering 1) he didn’t give a single shit about the “revolution,” and 2) you can actually call “Miller” and he’s like “blah blah what a pathetic man,” sooo…

VODKA.

(oh my god could you imagine Mantis drunk he would blow everything to pieces

whoops sorry guys

had an interesting night

won’t happen again

until next weekend

just keep the clean up crews around alright

sorry again

about the

you know

entirety of wing c

and the people inside it

sorry

except you know i’m not but hah whatever bitches

#yolo)

purinrinrin:

twistedmidnightdreams:

Of Course I’m Lying… by *SherlockianHamps

This is oddly adorable

cute :3 and a bit weird but mostly cute

purinrinrin:

twistedmidnightdreams:

Of Course I’m Lying… by *SherlockianHamps

This is oddly adorable

cute :3 and a bit weird but mostly cute

nosebro:

asselot

nosebro:

asselot

daemimonster:

super-heated-burning-death-nuns:

LIQUID NO YOU ARE SCARING ME WITH YOUR INTERPRETIVE DANCE

ohgawd

IMAGINING THE ENTIRE FINAL FIGHT AS INTERPRETIVE DANCE NOW AND THERE IS NO GOING BACK

daemimonster:

super-heated-burning-death-nuns:

LIQUID NO YOU ARE SCARING ME WITH YOUR INTERPRETIVE DANCE

ohgawd

IMAGINING THE ENTIRE FINAL FIGHT AS INTERPRETIVE DANCE NOW AND THERE IS NO GOING BACK

Oceloooooooooooot

Oceloooooooooooot

Metal Gear Solid: Wanker’s Cramp

Metal Gear Solid: Wanker’s Cramp

I’m doing this to slightly annoy a person I don’t even know because I don’t like being told I can’t get excited about things. But at least now you all have a nice gif of Ocelot that you should have if you didn’t already.

OMG GUYS BIG BOSS LIKES OUR SHOES

OMG CRYING/SCREECHING/ASDSKLGHSD

CRYING

SCREECHING

ASDSKLGHSD