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OH…..
I WENT ON THERE AND SUDDENLY OLD SNAKE AND OH GOD MY FEELINGS I MIGHT RUN OUT OF THE ROOM BECAUSE I’M THIRTY SHADES OF RED AND SHAKING
OH WOW OKAY THINGS I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE TODAY

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OH…..
I WENT ON THERE AND SUDDENLY OLD SNAKE AND OH GOD MY FEELINGS I MIGHT RUN OUT OF THE ROOM BECAUSE I’M THIRTY SHADES OF RED AND SHAKING
OH WOW OKAY THINGS I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE TODAY


oh sweet mother of christ this is the hottest thing I’ve seen in ages
lord help me
*hastily fans herself*
I am sorry for sudden nsfw guys but
fucking hell
Metal Gear Sexy is now a tag I aim to use if I remember you should probably Tumblr Savior it

This is me, still the same

WHOOPS WHAT DID I JUST SAY
WHATEVER

I STILL FEEL WEIRD ABOUT THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE SOLID SNAKE’S DAD BUT MY ROOM’S ‘SEXY WALL’ WOULD NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU AND KAZ
…
Snakeyouneedtogrowabeardrightthefucknow
I prefer oldSnake with a mustache, really.
I think the mustache is iconic and definitive, yeah.
However…. Ireallylikebeardswhoops
I don’t like mustaches at all for some reason but I mean god knows I’m attracted to Old Snake regardless of that dkjhfkjsdjkfdshkljfaskjfdI’m not really fond of mustaches either xD I also don’t really like fullblown beards like this one, most of the time. BB looks goood with a beard
But I like stubble and goatees the most
GOOD LORD SO I COME HOME TO THIS ON MY DASH
OHH I CAN;T WORDS
<3

Give ‘em your sex face.
…. oh hello Till Lindemann’s sex face….
Meet my poker face, guys
*poker face*