Omanyte Pokemon

silverfoxtrot:

OH…..

I WENT ON THERE AND SUDDENLY OLD SNAKE AND OH GOD MY FEELINGS I MIGHT RUN OUT OF THE ROOM BECAUSE I’M THIRTY SHADES OF RED AND SHAKING

OH WOW OKAY THINGS I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE TODAY

silverfoxtrot:

oh sweet mother of christ this is the hottest thing I’ve seen in ages
lord help me
*hastily fans herself*


I am sorry for sudden nsfw guys but
fucking hell
Metal Gear Sexy is now a tag I aim to use if I remember you should probably Tumblr Savior it

silverfoxtrot:

oh sweet mother of christ this is the hottest thing I’ve seen in ages

lord help me

*hastily fans herself*

I am sorry for sudden nsfw guys but

fucking hell

Metal Gear Sexy is now a tag I aim to use if I remember you should probably Tumblr Savior it

raider-muneka:

This is me, still the same

raider-muneka:

This is me, still the same

WHOOPS WHAT DID I JUST SAYWHATEVER

WHOOPS WHAT DID I JUST SAY
WHATEVER

I STILL FEEL WEIRD ABOUT THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE SOLID SNAKE’S DAD BUT MY ROOM’S ‘SEXY WALL’ WOULD NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU AND KAZ

I STILL FEEL WEIRD ABOUT THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE SOLID SNAKE’S DAD BUT MY ROOM’S ‘SEXY WALL’ WOULD NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU AND KAZ

OH GOD HELP SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL

OH GOD HELP SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL

daemimonster:

turiansexual:

daemimonster:

turiansexual:

Snakeyouneedtogrowabeardrightthefucknow

I prefer oldSnake with a mustache, really.

I think the mustache is iconic and definitive, yeah.

However…. Ireallylikebeardswhoops

I don’t like mustaches at all for some reason but I mean god knows I’m attracted to Old Snake regardless of that dkjhfkjsdjkfdshkljfaskjfd

I’m not really fond of mustaches either xD I also don’t really like fullblown beards like this one, most of the time. BB looks goood with a beard

But I like stubble and goatees the most

GOOD LORD SO I COME HOME TO THIS ON MY DASH

OHH I CAN;T WORDS

<3

escapefrommetalgear:

“Look at that smug little bastard” ~me

*poker face*

escapefrommetalgear:

“Look at that smug little bastard” ~me

*poker face*

amyhaddicted:

Give ‘em your sex face.

&#8230;. oh hello Till Lindemann&#8217;s sex face&#8230;.
Meet my poker face, guys
*poker face*

amyhaddicted:

Give ‘em your sex face.

…. oh hello Till Lindemann’s sex face….

Meet my poker face, guys

*poker face*

kuro-kaya:

omg i just want to hug him and kiss his cheek all the day ~~ &lt;3 

Yeah. You know the &#8216;anime nosebleed&#8217; thing? I&#8217;m glad that&#8217;s bullshit in real life because I think I would have bled my brain out of my nose
WORDS. THERE ARE NONE.
How does one get to be so cute and badass like this?!

kuro-kaya:

omg i just want to hug him and kiss his cheek all the day ~~ <3 

Yeah. You know the ‘anime nosebleed’ thing? I’m glad that’s bullshit in real life because I think I would have bled my brain out of my nose

WORDS. THERE ARE NONE.

How does one get to be so cute and badass like this?!

This was on DA&#8217;s &#8216;newest&#8217; under Metal Gear.  Though it&#8217;s clearly watermarked IGN. I don&#8217;t know what else to say.
I would like a slice of that.

This was on DA’s ‘newest’ under Metal Gear.  Though it’s clearly watermarked IGN. I don’t know what else to say.

I would like a slice of that.

escapefrommetalgear:

!

NYOW.
DOWN IN MEXICO IS PLAYIN IN MY HEAD
NYOW.
NYOW HELP.
NO DON&#8217;T HELP I WANT A FRONT ROW SEAT
SCRATCH THAT I WANT TO BE IN &#8216;THE&#8217; SEAT

escapefrommetalgear:

!

NYOW.

DOWN IN MEXICO IS PLAYIN IN MY HEAD

NYOW.

NYOW HELP.

NO DON’T HELP I WANT A FRONT ROW SEAT

SCRATCH THAT I WANT TO BE IN ‘THE’ SEAT

askevasboobs:

daemihugsvamp:

asidhbasdg ohmygod

Good to know two of us look good in corsets and have nice asses.

All those fasteners, begging to be undone
I mean what

askevasboobs:

daemihugsvamp:

asidhbasdg ohmygod

Good to know two of us look good in corsets and have nice asses.

All those fasteners, begging to be undone

I mean what

daemihugsyou:

starrypeaches:

otakucondesu:

…The heck is this!?

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL IT’S BACK AGAIN
HELP
SOMEBODY HOLD ME

oh dear

DON&#8217;T LOOK INDIGO, IT&#8217;S BACK AGAIN
i wanted it on my personal blog for reasons

daemihugsyou:

starrypeaches:

otakucondesu:

…The heck is this!?

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL IT’S BACK AGAIN

HELP

SOMEBODY HOLD ME

oh dear

DON’T LOOK INDIGO, IT’S BACK AGAIN

i wanted it on my personal blog for reasons