I have a flat/room inspection at some point before three o clock and I fell asleep earlier and dreamt Kurt Russell was the room inspector so I was like:
0-0 *QUICK TIDY UP MORE, TIDY UP MORE - WEAR SOMETHING LESS TRAMPY - ACTUALLY BOTHER TO HOOVER*
…And then I was like, should I take his pictures down or not? Maybe just the two on the sexy wall I suppose (which is now emblazoned proudly in red and pink letters). That would be embarrassing :x But moreso if he asks why he is not on the sexy wall…
I actually want to tidy up more now. I have some issues with reality when I wake up from a nap. Just roll with it.
“What is this Metal Gear thing and why is there so much of it in this room? Why does this guy have my hair?”