Omanyte Pokemon

go to your blog and add ‘/random’ at the end and see what you get

scientifichaystack:

semtex-and-snipers:

drwhogeek10:

introducealittleanarchy:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

ossidi:

spnpenis:

jeboboid:

ayzevonkarma:

findmeat221bbakerst:

mint-t:

aiiim:

10, 000 Years of Art in your pants

Mockingjay in your pants. 
I’ll admit, not as satisfying as Catching Fire in your pants, but hey. 

The Return of Sherlock Holmes in your pants.yes. Good.

American Gods in your pants

Warbreaker in your pants

Zoo City in your pants
okay

Trainspotting in your pants.
Notaeuphamism ;_;

Good Omens in your pants.

World War Z in your pants

Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief, in your pants

The perks of being a wallflower in your pants.

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood in your pants (how big are these pants?)

How To Talk To Anyone In Your Pants

scientifichaystack:

semtex-and-snipers:

drwhogeek10:

introducealittleanarchy:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

ossidi:

spnpenis:

jeboboid:

ayzevonkarma:

findmeat221bbakerst:

mint-t:

aiiim:

10, 000 Years of Art in your pants

Mockingjay in your pants. 

I’ll admit, not as satisfying as Catching Fire in your pants, but hey. 

The Return of Sherlock Holmes in your pants.


yes. Good.

American Gods in your pants

Warbreaker in your pants

Zoo City in your pants

okay

Trainspotting in your pants.

Notaeuphamism ;_;

Good Omens in your pants.

World War Z in your pants

Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief, in your pants

The perks of being a wallflower in your pants.

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood in your pants (how big are these pants?)

How To Talk To Anyone In Your Pants

faiyathegiantfish:

loveisbloominginmypants:

feelitallaround2987:

starrypeaches:

a
table
…lordy lordy

Bookcase… that’s going to be interesting.

math textbook
…GOD NO

Empty caloriemate box?
I’m already disappointed.

A grey desk lamp.
PIXAR NO, STICK TO FAMILY MOVIES

faiyathegiantfish:

loveisbloominginmypants:

feelitallaround2987:

starrypeaches:

a

table

…lordy lordy

Bookcase… that’s going to be interesting.

math textbook

…GOD NO

Empty caloriemate box?

I’m already disappointed.

A grey desk lamp.

PIXAR NO, STICK TO FAMILY MOVIES

Mediocre Movie Titles

germanmade:

syntheticaudio:

xtremecaffeine:

domesticterrorism:

brosephstalin:

balalaikaboss:

subtextinbohemia:

bespectacledcolfer:

bespectacledcolfer:

bespectacledcolfer:

bewitching-bespectacled-beauty:

dorothy-cotton:

cryingminotaurs:

cvantez:

cryingminotaurs:

The Alright Gatsby

Alexander the Decent

The Okay Wall of China

The Admissible Depression

The not bad Barrier Reef

Goodness Gracious moderate balls of fire

Jude the relatively well known

Decent Expectations

Sort of Noisy on the Western Front

Niagra Stumbles

Atlas Raised an Eyebrow

Mildly Confident New World

Grapes Of Sorta Pissed Off

P.S. I Don’t Always Hate You

Portrait Of An Artist As An Old Dude

Things Fracture Slightly

Their Eyes Were Watching Television

Nineteen Eighty-Five

Skim (geddit?)

That Time In the Afternoon Where You Get Really Tired (which can be a parody, grotesquely, of both Twilight and Night)

The Assistant Manager of the Rings

Atmospheric Broohaha

The Mulch Piles Have A Slight Sense of Smell

The Quebec Nailclipper Accident

Ten Pet Peeves I Have Regarding You

Mission: Difficult

Retrievers of the Misplaced Ark

Dr. Eccentricfondness

Dr Strangelove OR “How I learned to stop worrying and have a platonic mutually satisfying relationship with the bomb”

The Kinda Okay Hulk 

doctor not very nice’s maybe hum-along if you feel like it blog

peck peck pew pew

The Alright, the Not-That-Great and the Not Particularly Attractive

Moderately Worrying Happenings in Average-Sized China

Slightly Grubby Harry


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

crushinggrip:

adeptasororitas:

inquisitorpsyduck:

arianwench:

thatjessjohnson:

saathi1013:

iamgwenslongroadhome:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

 Remove yourself from the area with the walkie-talkie and wait.
……………………

Michael claimed never to have picked up a book in his life and had little interest in movies or any other form of culture, he had none of the shared-culture base so essential to a sense of humor.
What even?

Okay, I got this one:
“Look, Bunny!” he said.  ”Doesn’t that thing have a tiny shining object in one of its tentacles?”
*dies laughing*
(BY THE WAY, this is from the cracktastic Sherlock Holmes AU fanfiction anthology I mentioned a while back)

Then he leaned back in his chair, “Who’d’ve thought it? I mean I always knew the man was clever, but I’d no idea -! Well, well, well.” (The Seven-Per-Cent Solution)
Well, well, well, indeed!

Mine: “Three month after the battle for the High City, the first of the remembrancers had joined the expedition fleet, brought directly from Terra by mass conveyance.” - Horus Rising, Dan Abnett
His: “…unpleasant surprise, but you won’t believe what I’m looking at.” - The First Heretic by A Bloke (pg 45 of a digital copy)

Flame has an undeniable appeal to the greenskin race. (Codex: Orks)

“The blood affects each who receive it in different ways, and who they become in undeath as whose blood they inherited” So… I am necrophile and have a blood fetish?! o.O

‘Winding you up?’
‘Having you on’
-The Beach,

"In the course of Aristophanes’ The Wasps, the Leader Of The Chorus launches into a speech.”
(…I get to bang a Greek Chorus?)

crushinggrip:

adeptasororitas:

inquisitorpsyduck:

arianwench:

thatjessjohnson:

saathi1013:

iamgwenslongroadhome:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

 Remove yourself from the area with the walkie-talkie and wait.

……………………

Michael claimed never to have picked up a book in his life and had little interest in movies or any other form of culture, he had none of the shared-culture base so essential to a sense of humor.

What even?

Okay, I got this one:

“Look, Bunny!” he said.  ”Doesn’t that thing have a tiny shining object in one of its tentacles?”

*dies laughing*

(BY THE WAY, this is from the cracktastic Sherlock Holmes AU fanfiction anthology I mentioned a while back)

Then he leaned back in his chair, “Who’d’ve thought it? I mean I always knew the man was clever, but I’d no idea -! Well, well, well.” (The Seven-Per-Cent Solution)

Well, well, well, indeed!

Mine: “Three month after the battle for the High City, the first of the remembrancers had joined the expedition fleet, brought directly from Terra by mass conveyance.” - Horus Rising, Dan Abnett

His: “…unpleasant surprise, but you won’t believe what I’m looking at.” - The First Heretic by A Bloke (pg 45 of a digital copy)

Flame has an undeniable appeal to the greenskin race. (Codex: Orks)

“The blood affects each who receive it in different ways, and who they become in undeath as whose blood they inherited” So… I am necrophile and have a blood fetish?! o.O

‘Winding you up?’

‘Having you on’

-The Beach,

"In the course of Aristophanes’ The Wasps, the Leader Of The Chorus launches into a speech.”

(…I get to bang a Greek Chorus?)

askraiden:

ozzylot:

thebourgeoisiehobo:

Extratomato:

darthlochness:

iamthedeadpool:

 A DETAILED OOMPH

SCAN THRESHOLD!

TO EXAM TO RAT

TOUGHIE HERO BOOBIES

omg you guuuiiise. BEST.

OOPS! OILY ZZ

KIND AREAS

PODGY ALIEN

(omfg LMAO asdfghjkloiuyf)

fighteous:

yonkobe:

mountainousinfinity:

epithimia:

peachka-bunny:

the-light-is-warm:

emmetlaughingalonewithjoltiks:

iwastoldtherewouldbepie:

alysoun-konpaku:

kenmyvn:

Oh, English Homework,
a draft that I should finish
for Mr. Perez.

My little sister
Always talks to her boyfriend
On the computer

Plastic party cup
With melted ice cubes inside
There is no party

There is that black chair
That I refuse to sit on
It’s cold to sit on

Fresh batteries
who would light up a fuse
and give me an electrical burst

My empty wallet 
I wish I had some money
but im to lazy

Garbage bag is full.
Hear brother ranting on phone
Shut the fuck up bro

It’s just a wall bro
Nothing special to see here
Just watch more TV

Oh hey it’s a pillow
It’s got stripes and stuff on it
I sleep on that thing

Spaghetti Monster
You’re the best cat in the world.
Sleep well, Spaghetti.

My uni room door
Looking a bit worse for wear.
I need more posters.

fighteous:

yonkobe:

mountainousinfinity:

epithimia:

peachka-bunny:

the-light-is-warm:

emmetlaughingalonewithjoltiks:

iwastoldtherewouldbepie:

alysoun-konpaku:

kenmyvn:

Oh, English Homework,

a draft that I should finish

for Mr. Perez.

My little sister

Always talks to her boyfriend

On the computer

Plastic party cup

With melted ice cubes inside

There is no party

There is that black chair

That I refuse to sit on

It’s cold to sit on

Fresh batteries

who would light up a fuse

and give me an electrical burst

My empty wallet 

I wish I had some money

but im to lazy

Garbage bag is full.

Hear brother ranting on phone

Shut the fuck up bro

It’s just a wall bro

Nothing special to see here

Just watch more TV

Oh hey it’s a pillow

It’s got stripes and stuff on it

I sleep on that thing

Spaghetti Monster

You’re the best cat in the world.

Sleep well, Spaghetti.

My uni room door

Looking a bit worse for wear.

I need more posters.

"let’s play i don’t remember saving this"

The 133rd gif in your folder is your reaction to your favourite celebrity living next door to you

escapefrommetalgear:

thegifinyourfolder:

Submitted by: fuckyeahzackryderwwwyki

0____0 Th-That’s a bit sinister isn’t it?

gayryhomoak:

xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:

john-ebooks:

purple perrier i
oh

grey steak and cheese love
fUCK

blue pepsi max thugz mansion
oh okay then

Camoflague Shandy Scale
fuck yeeaaaaah

gayryhomoak:

xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx:

john-ebooks:

purple perrier i

oh

grey steak and cheese love

fUCK

blue pepsi max thugz mansion

oh okay then

Camoflague Shandy Scale

fuck yeeaaaaah

gayryhomoak:

marshalmallow:

Deodorant…
Hokay

either ash ketchum or snivy
oh

Steph’s sofa cushions?
But to Berni it’s me, and to Steph it’s Berni.
But oh yes sofa cushions <3

gayryhomoak:

marshalmallow:

Deodorant…

Hokay

either ash ketchum or snivy

oh

Steph’s sofa cushions?

But to Berni it’s me, and to Steph it’s Berni.

But oh yes sofa cushions <3

zellas:

gayryhomoak:

stupid—face:

FULLMETAL ALCHEMISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THE ELECTRIC TALE OF PIKACHUUUUUUUUU

PREEEEEZZAAAAAAAA

THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!

zellas:

gayryhomoak:

stupid—face:

FULLMETAL ALCHEMISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THE ELECTRIC TALE OF PIKACHUUUUUUUUU

PREEEEEZZAAAAAAAA

THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!

gayryhomoak:

squarepegsaz:

She grimaced. “I don’t think the other novices will like that.”
… /poker face
(ps I know it said only the first sentence, but I had to include the next. Just ‘cause.)

“I’m not gonna let you hurt my partner, no matter what you do to me!”
oh okay

"After all, what can replace the warm sense of altruistic satisfaction achieved by taking a box of thoroughly enjoyed novels to the charity shop for others to read?"
no comment

gayryhomoak:

squarepegsaz:

She grimaced. “I don’t think the other novices will like that.”

… /poker face

(ps I know it said only the first sentence, but I had to include the next. Just ‘cause.)

“I’m not gonna let you hurt my partner, no matter what you do to me!”

oh okay

"After all, what can replace the warm sense of altruistic satisfaction achieved by taking a box of thoroughly enjoyed novels to the charity shop for others to read?"

no comment

This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!

  • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • 7) What's your strangest talent?
  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 13) What's your religion?
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 36) Define Art.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • 38) What's the weather like right now?
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • 62) What's your favorite animal?
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) What size shoes do you where?
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
  • 100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.