Omanyte Pokemon

I was birthday present shopping and…..

They told me I could do anything

so I became ROBOT YAOI HANDS

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Here’s a link so you can buy one and live the dream

I just imagined Big Boss waking up with this but in red and I’m trying not to lose my shit in front of people

tortellinigirl:

tortellinigirl:

He went

my mom once gave me a box and told me to put something special in it and this pic is the only thing i keep in it

tortellinigirl:

tortellinigirl:

He went

my mom once gave me a box and told me to put something special in it and this pic is the only thing i keep in it

eva-420:

tenebryfic:

adamn-it-jensen:

softgoatstuff:

:< ah

this sounds like an orgasm machine

what the fuck


She will never love me…

She will never love me…

savethedaisies:

leftthecasket:

musicloverana:

raging-raichel:

allghosting:

sweet-bitsy:

this post literally gets me through everything and anything

I lied about stopping the reblogging.

I can’t stop laughing. 

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BITSY LOOK

silverfoxtrot:

kazuhiramiller:

so snake’s ass caught on fire
i’m done

I’M GONNGFKSASDJKFLK
bby you have such a hot ass nO LIKE IT’S ACTUALLY ON FIRE JFC

ohmygodwhatrsgoingon
alsowhyisyourbumlikemountains

silverfoxtrot:

kazuhiramiller:

so snake’s ass caught on fire

i’m done

I’M GONNGFKSASDJKFLK

bby you have such a hot ass nO LIKE IT’S ACTUALLY ON FIRE JFC

ohmygodwhatrsgoingon

alsowhyisyourbumlikemountains

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise


Look at it

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

Look at it

thecapbox:

Oww man why

I CAN’T

WORDS

faramon:

This is Beautiful.

It’s like a video game glitch in real life

flipquid-snake:

animalityopera:

kungfucockcrusher:

motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:

AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF

PEES EVERYWHERE

I’M HONESTLY SNORTING CHIPS THROUGH MY NOSE RIGHT NOW IM LAUGHING SO HARD, WHAT THE HELL - I HAVE DIARRHEA RIGHT NOW THIS IS A REALLY BAD COMBINATION HOLY SHIT. 

CUTW&!^Q7777AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY GOD

zellas:

You’re a wizard Harry (by GlobalGlitcherz)

It actually hurts to laugh XD This video cracks me the fuck up!

Obviously, the racist words aren’t funny…but the rest of it is just pure madness XD

Oh my god

It got up to the bit about the owl and I lost it

Oh my god

WHAT.
WHAT.
WHY.
BAWK BITCH.

WHAT.

WHAT.

WHY.

BAWK BITCH.