Omanyte Pokemon
mannakete:

final-judgment:

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

my first thought was



IT MAKES IT WORSE

mannakete:

final-judgment:

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

my first thought was

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IT MAKES IT WORSE

coelasquid:

spacetwinks:

since jagermeister appears to be doing a whole furry themed ad campaign now, i figured i’d take this moment to remind people of the time orangina went all fucking out on an ad campaign of their own, and made up some particularly original choices for representatives of their own for it

O… Okay.

mythandmagica:

Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.

So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

the-jackals:

gravedust:

I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch

What the ungodly fuck

thebreadfairy:

Princess please! Not the bad dragon

thebreadfairy:

Princess please! Not the bad dragon

wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

I was birthday present shopping and…..

They told me I could do anything

so I became ROBOT YAOI HANDS

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Here’s a link so you can buy one and live the dream

I just imagined Big Boss waking up with this but in red and I’m trying not to lose my shit in front of people

tortellinigirl:

tortellinigirl:

He went

my mom once gave me a box and told me to put something special in it and this pic is the only thing i keep in it

tortellinigirl:

tortellinigirl:

He went

my mom once gave me a box and told me to put something special in it and this pic is the only thing i keep in it

eva-420:

tenebryfic:

adamn-it-jensen:

softgoatstuff:

:< ah

this sounds like an orgasm machine

what the fuck


She will never love me…

She will never love me…