Last night I had a dream that I kidnapped a young Paul McCartney and hid him in my bedroom
And then my Aunty got pissed off at me because he had a wank onto the kitchen sponge and she thought I did it ;_;
And I couldn’t say it was him! Because I wasn’t allowed a boy in the house and they would get mad at me!
So I had to go upstairs and tell him off and he thought it was really funny >.>
ZELLY
ZELLY I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
OH MY GOD, THE SENTANCE ABOUT THE SPONGE
OH LAWD
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